imagine the series of unfortunate events film directed by wes anderson though
I love Wes Anderson, but that movie was amazing and I don’t want to imagine it any other way
Anonymous asked: I love your selfies more than Kanye loves Kanye
I’m insanely sensitive today and this makes me want to cry a little bit, but in a good way.
- Parent: what does a cow say?
- Baby: "moo!"
- Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
- Baby: "baah!"
- Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
- Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"